Perfect Insanity (open)

[Glitch/Gyro]

March 2, 2025 3:42 am The lower corridors the Nemesis


Silence filled the air as a lone femme con walked about her lab observing her surroundings. She was making sure that no one was around to interrupt her work for the moment . The femme con really hated when others just barged in to her workspace uninvited and caused her to hurt herself or ruin her experiment. Really though you could say that this female con hated everyone around her. She just whished to be left alone in silence while they waged war against the autobots. Was it wrong for her to hate those who had capture her and tormented her? No it was not. And she would tell anyone of these fools that in a heartbeat . She now turned her bicolored optics back to her work space and scanned over the materials that she had laying in front of her. Well she could work with most of this junk at least. She had to get this done soon she knew that. She was just was going to take her time and do it right the first time and not have to do it over again and again. That would was energy and glitch would not want to do that. What was she working on that was so important ? Well she was working on a new weapon for the decpetiocon army. A weapon to end the war she hoped. Sadly though she had yet to work out all of the bugs yet. So she kept working on it and testing it out on unlucky drones or targets that gyro decides to attack and drag back to her lab. She loved it when her other half did things like that as long as her other half remembered to knock out the victim before she drug them down there. Other wise she was in trouble because unlike her other half she was not a very good fighter . She was a scientist after all.




She now carefully worked on her experiment making sure that the wires were in just the right places. If they were not just right then everything would be ruined and she could not let that happen just now. That was when she felt her other half stirring around in her mind. So she instantly stopped with her work to see if gyro was going to come out or not. She never knew exactly what gyro was going to do when she was around. After waiting a few minutes it was apparent that her other half was simply telling her that she was still around. So with that in mind she frowned and shook her head slightly. She supposed that she should get back to work again. So she once again picked up her tools and started to slowly work on her new weapon. Then she heard the sound of footsteps walking to were her lab was located. She flinched around to stare at the door. As she did that she caught her hand on a sharp piece of metal on her table. She cringed feeling it cut in to her hand now. “ ouch . “ she said with a slight hiss. She then looked down at her hand. As she looked at the wound she saw energon running out of the wound. Well it was not all that bad . Now she turned her attention back to the door looking to see if she could see who was there. Or rather see why they wanted to interrupt her had work. Hopefully it was not for something stupid. She hated stupid cons almost as much as she hated her other half and atutobots. And that was saying a lot concidering what she was .

[Tarnish]

Suddenly, a strange-looking portal shined some light into the room a few yards behind and above her, one with a bluish ring about it, big enough for a fairly large Cybertronian to step through. The weird thing about this portal was that it was rather insensitive to spatial orientation when coordinates were set for the Nemesis, because it had no sense of where exactly its owner wanted to go. Sometimes, he would end up in the most random places.

A big dark green and white mech standing at 26 feet lands with a thud on the floor behind Glitch.

"Slaggit!" The portal closed behind him, and he regathered his cases of equipment promptly. "This portal...can seriously get me into trouble sometimes. Sorry for the sudden interruption." Tarnish babbled, quickly moving for the door.

[Glitch/Gyro]

As the portal opened behind her labs defenses system stared going off telling her that someone had entered her lab. She turned and frowned wonder where they had come from because there was only one door that lead into the lab. She had made sure of that so that none of her victims could escape from her lair. She pressed a button to shut off the annoying alarms that had been going off and looked around the room with her oddly colored optics. She had not seen anything as of yet, however she would be ready to deal with anything that came at her .the femme con stared slightly at the strange sight before her. There she was expecting someone to walk threw the door when some sort of odd looking portal opens up behind her. Upon seeing the strange glowing light, the female con whipped around fast to see who was trying to sneak up on her. She was a very paranoid sort of con who always thought others were out to get her. So it ticked her off to have someone just appeared behind her like that.oh well she could deal with him for now she suposed . She took time to look him over as he came out of the portal now. Hum well this one did not have much grace that was for sure but that really did not matter to her. She did not like intruders in her personal space which this lab happened to be. She glared at him now wondering why he had come here of all the places. There were not many who knew of her secret lair after all. Those who did really did not go and tell others about it. At least not that she knew of anyhow. Stupid cons how she hated them with a passion. And things like this did not help her feelings much at all.



Her strange colored optics darkened slightly now. She could now feel her other half stirring around. Gyro wanted to torment this on for scaring them like that. That made her right optic which was the blue one glow slightly while the green one stayed the same. That was a warning that her other half was ready to defend her self. However glitch was not going to let her do that. After all one had to at least try to get along with those who worked around her. At least she assumed that he was a con because an autobus would have to be crazy to come on their ship like that. Unless they were a spy. If he wasn’t a con then he better not let her find out. She would kill him for that. Or perhaps she would not depending on her mood. Glitch was a rather peaceful sort. She hated autobots just as much as she hated being a con. She now looked at him as he spoke. Hum well this was an accident for him come here. Well that was good that meant that she did not have to listen to him for long. She thought that she may as well be nice to him for now. “Portal? Errr. I bet it could. Are you now? Don’t you know it’s bad to interrupt a mad scientist when she is working? “ She said now moving her injured hand to where she could look at it. Hum that was abit worse then she first thought it was. Dang she had to get that fixed in a bit. She now moved her injured hand to her side letting the energon drip from her fingered tips hoping that he would not see it. Oh well that was just her luck. She then turned her strange colored optics back to the male with a strange sort of smile on her face.

[Tarnish]

"Mad scientist, heh I know all about that. I'm a scientist as well. I don't really work here full time, my base is elsewhere, and secret! I made this mahself too, it's pretty dandy despite its little quirks. And if I like you sometimes I make presents. Though...I do have some modifications I need to try soon." Tarnish shrugged and giggled a bit. "Here on business, just checking in really. This was obviously not my intended destination on the ship though. Again, I do apologize. "

(sorry its a bit short)

[Glitch/Gyro]

The female con gave a slight frown as she looked at the male before her. She really was not sure what to think of him at the moment. Part of her wanted to be upset at him for being around her lab rather it was an accident or not. But then another part was rather intrigued by him and wanted to lean a bit about him. Even now she could here gyros insane laughter vibrating in her mind. She was now entertained by this ones awkwardness Of course if you asked gyro about what she thought about she would just want to kill him like she did everyone else. That was one thing gyro seemed to be good at ,attacking others. That was why glitch never had to fight others herself. The scientist flashed her long sharp fangs as she smiled at his statement now. This one was certainly different from the others. Though that did not make her like him any better yet. She was kind of surprised to find that he was a scientist himself. Well that was rather interesting that was for certain. The fact was that her little lab here was a secret until he kind of popped in on her. She found it funny that he made things for others. The only thing she usually made was weapons for her master. Like the one that she had been working on before she was interrupted. Oh well it was not like she was getting very far with it anyhow. She defiantly would have to figure this one out that was for certain. Well her being who she was would have no problem doing just that. After all she was one of those who studied others around her more then she talked to them. Unless the spoke to her first that is . The she found that she was inclined to use her limited people skills to talk to them until they got on her nerves. Then of course she let gyro attack them. Or scare then of she found that she could get away with doing that.



She now looked down at her hand again. Well if her was going to stay here for a few minutes then she would have to find something to stop the would the wound on her hand from bleeding. So she walked over to her table as she listened to him speaking giving a slight smile to show that she was still listing. After a few minutes she found on of her rags that she used to polish things with. Well that would work for now. So she wrapped the rag tightly around the wound and held it there. She then tuned her attention back to tarnish and gave him a soft sigh before speaking. “ really ? Well that’s rather interesting. Heh this place was a secret to most until you accidentally found it. Hum did you? Well that is also interesting. Ahh I see. Heh the only thing I make is weapons for now. “ she said nodding over to the table that she had been working at. Her tone had its usual dark cold tone to it as she spoke. She then heard him giggle and just smiled back to him . The she said with a slight smile “ I see. It’s alright you do not have to apologize to……. us” she said pausing as gyro finished her statement. She noted that her other half had not given her warning before coming out that time. That was rather odd but she could figure it out latter she guessed. That was the problem with having another persona sometimes they popped out before you could stop them. At least though she only spoke instead of actually completely taking over this time. There went glitches chance of hiding her though. Oh well again that was just her luck.



( That‘s okay )

[Tarnish]

Tarnish raised an eyebrow at the change in the already dark tone. Us? This could get interesting fast. He would have to keep the fact that she had some sort of mental condition mind. Tarnish was no psychologist so he couldn't figure out what sort of disorder she might have, he wasn't very bright beyond the realms of science either. "Well still, had to say it anyway. I make all sorts of stuff, not just weapons." Tarnish replied. He pointed at the teleporting device on his right arm, opening up the dial pad to show her."Thinking of adding a second modification to this teleporter. A freeze gun maybe, or maybe a shield? Still thinking up ideas honestly."

[Glitch/Gyro]

The female con smiled at the male as he raised his eyebrow at her tone. Indeed it would serve him well to keep her condition in mind. After all one could never tell exactly what she might do. Or rather what gyro might make her do. Those with her condition were often called insane due to the fact that they could not control their sudden outbursts. Glitch though could force her other half to stay hidden if she had to. Though she could ot do it for very long at a time. Glitch took great care in to trying to keep her other half from attacking her fellow cons. But that did not always work out for her. Being as small as she was it never turned out very well for her when gyro got them in to a fight. That did not mean though that she would not try to give them a good fight if they wanted one. If one was observant enough though they could tell when her other half was out. Her optics witch were bi colored always darkened a little . And the left one witch was blue always glowed brighter then the right one witch was green. Gyro was also a lot less female sounding then gyro and of coarse she was more and violent. Though glitch preferred science to fighting any day. Fact was though she was smarter then most in a lot more then just science. She could figure out exactly what other intentions were just by watching them for a while. That was what she did in her free time. She tightened the grip on the rag that she was holding to her injured hand as she felt gyro stir again. Hum well perhaps gyro was going to be a problem today. Yeah that was just her luck it seemed.

She now frown slightly as she heard him speak again. This one was very interesting to her . After all it was not often that she got to talk to a fellow scientist. One that was a bit cute at that. Though glitch kept such thought out of her mind due to the fact that gyro hated males with a passion. This was something that glitch had yet to figure out . Oh well there was no figuring out some things though. “ ahh I see.” she said at his statement now. She moved a little closer to him now so that she could see what he was talking about. A smile crossed her face as she did so. Her scientific nature made it to where she had a great love for seeing how things worked. However with gyro around and stirring she still had to be watchful .she then heard him say that he was thinking of adding modifications to his device. Hum that was interesting to say the least. She really was not sure though why he was telling her that. Never the less she was going to be nice to him since he was proving to be rather interesting. That and she really was board of working on her experiment for now. ” ahh. Well either one could prove very useful. Perhaps you could put both together somehow.” she said with a slight smile. She found that making strange new things with her experiments always proved interesting. But then again she was insane according to most here.

[Tarnish]

"Now THAT is definitely a possibility as well. Such has been noted. So, maybe you should consider working on things other than weapons, it can be fun, and certainly expands your knowledge horizon." Tarnish said. "Perhaps we could team up and come up with some new stuff together, if you're interested in tag team sorta stuff." he offered it because sometimes he got bored with working alone all the time, especially since the only family he had wasn't a scientist. He thought it might be good for him, especially if Goliath was going to be busy in battle or other flight operations a lot...

[Glitch/Gyro]

The female con kind of frowned as she felt her other half still stirring around. It seemed that her other side was not going to leave her alone. Still the female con wanted to try to hold her back until the male was gone. She did not like for her other half to attack everyone around her. That made making friends very hard for her. However she knew one thing she could never tell anyone of her other half unless her other half came out first. Other wise everyone would think that she had lost her mind or something. Though that was not really far from the truth . Years of holding back her darker emotions had taken its toll on her delicate mind. Making a monster that even she could never control. She gave a slight look of pain as her grip tightened on the rag she holding against her wounded hand. This made the wound start to leak even more then it already was. As a result energon started to once again drip from her fingertips on to the floor. Good thing was that the pain was enough to make gyro keep away. If there was one thing that her other half was afraid of it was pain. The bad thing however was the fact that the tighter she gripped her hand the worse she made the wound start to bleed. That meant that it would start to make her weak after a while. Glitch knew that it would be hard to keep it hidden if she keep making it hurt and bleed like that. However she would do what ever she had to if it meant keeping her dark side away from her. At least for a few moments.


She now looked up at the male as he spoke again. she was actually surprised at his suggestion of them working together. No one really had wanted to work with her before. Most around here tried to avoid her because of her creepy disposition and dark attitude. So she now she sort of smiled at him as she thought about what she wanted to say. Sure she would like to work with him but she had gyro to worry about. Gyro was not ecatly the most friendly con. She hated males so working with one part of the time could be a big problem for her and him. Hum maybe she should warn him about her? No he would think she was crazy. Oh well it would not hurt her to have a partner once in a while. Just as long as gyro did not try to start anything “well I am happy you think so . Heh perhaps it would….. You want to work with me? Of course that would be rather interesting. Heh well I have never really worked with anyone. Most wish to avoid that if they can” she said with a smile. She was trying to warn him of her other half with out actually saying anything about it. Though this could lead to him asking her questions. Oh well she would deal with that when it came up. Glitch was never the kind who mined if someone wanted to work with her on something. Providing that said someone was not an idiot or the kind who constantly asked stupid questions. She really hated stupid questions. She could now hear gyro laughing at her as she stood there. Looked like gyro found it funny that she had a potential partner working with her. She just had to hope gyro would be willing to be nice to him.

[Tarnish]

"Fantastical! I'm sure we could work out a contract. If you'd want to spare a few minutes, I could take you to my base and I could show you a bit of what I do. Maybe we could brainstorm some co-op projects, then return here. I'm willing to cooperate, it's not often I work with someone, but I think we could both benefit in this case!" Tarnish replied chipperly, audibly excited that Glitch was interested. It was literally among the greatest news he'd heard from someone since getting reprogrammed. It was one more thing that would make him interested in staying. At least, until shit hit the fan in the near future between Megatron and the Freelancers he'd encountered - who knew what might happen then. Only time would tell, and Tarnish was completely oblivious to the other sketchy things Megatron was involving himself in. It was things like this that would make him glad he had his own little personal niche, one of course that he could share if he so trusted someone to at least take them there once or twice.

[Glitch/Gyro]

The female con just frowned at him now as he spoke. He sounded rather happy that she had agreed to work with him. Really she knew that she should be happy as well. But glitch still felt the need to be watchful of the larger male. She still did not understand this one at all. He was not like the other that she had met. However his statement made her more cautious nature come out. He was inviting her to come to a place that he said was secret. That alone made her have to wonder about him. She certainly would not take someone that she had just met to her lab. Unless she wanted to test one of her weapons on them to make sure it did as it was supposed to. So she had to wonder now if that was his intention. To get her to trust him just so that he could stab her in the back the first chance he got. Well she would simply not allow that . You see one thing about glitch was that she was very paranoid about others. She never trusted them until they gave her a very good reason to. And this one she had only met a little bit ago. There for she was going to watch him closely. Very closely. She frowned slightly feeling her other half stirring as she sensed glitch’s uneasiness. Gyro would take care of anyone who dared to try to attack her other half. That was actually the benefit of having her around. Gyro was very protective and always on guard. Though that did not mean that glitch was going to let her take over just yet. Glitch did want to see what this very odd partnership would bring. Even if it was only temporary.


Glitch now looked at him as she though for a moment on what she wanted to say. She could take the time and go with him if he wanted her to. After all if things went bad she could probably handle it. You see she had gotten captured by these cons a long time ago. And in that time she had slowly learned how to be one of them. However unlike them she was smart and watchful of those around her. She liked to try to figure them out by watching them at a distance so that she avoided confronts. So this could help her learn just a bit about him so that she could try to understand him better. Providing that gyro allowed it. As he said they could benefit from this alliance if you could call it that . She now smiled slightly showing him was she too liked the idea of working with some one like him as well. “ heh . Yes indeed we shall have to work something out. Hum well I could do that if you wish to show me. That sounds rather interesting. Yes I think we could as well.” she said. She could still hear gyro taunting her as she spoke. It seemed to be gyros goal to taunt her every chance she got. The good news though was the fact that gyro seemed to not want to pop out anymore. Perhaps her other half was interested in this male as well. Though the more likely thing was that she was just waiting for a chance to attack him.

[Tarnish]

"Well let me go check on a few things in my lab here then we can get going." Tarnish knew in his right mind that this femme would not be meeting Goliath today. Maybe later in time, but not so soon. Besides, he was probably busy training or out flying somewhere. He didn't want to risk any unnecessary injuries. "Shall we mosey on? Is there anything you would like me to assist you with before departing?" he offered, just to be nice.

Unlike Glitch, Tarnish was technically an Autobot, and he didn't know there were others coming after him and that his time here might be short lived. However, since he had been manipulated the standard way former Autobots were reprogrammed to fit their needs, Tarnish was innocent of his past and all current objectives obviously didn't take his possible future problems into consideration. He was interested in a select few here, and Glitch was one of them. Regardless of his reputation and reason for even being here, he was making the most of his time here on default.

[Glitch/Gyro]

The female con held the slight smile on her face as she listened to the male speak. Really the female con was not what one could call social. She did not care much for talking to those who forced her to work for them. In fact she just kept her distance and did as she was told. Though she did it the fastest way that she could. It was useless in her mind to waste anymore energy then one had to on simple tasks. Even when she was fighting she tried to defeat her foe as fast as she could. Though strangely enough glitch never killed then unless she had to. Gyro was the killer not glitch. Gyro was the one who causes the cons to take interest in her as a fighter. Though she supposed that it was better then them tormenting her or thinking she was of little use. She now looked to the male and state in her cold dark tone ” okay go ahead” to his statement about checking a few things. As she waited the noted that gyro was being quiet now. Oh that was never good. It meant that gyro was plotting again. Just because gyro was another half of glitch did not mean that glitch knew everything that gyro was thinking and vise versa . She put her thoughts aside now as she heard him as his question. She looked at him again and shook her head slightly. ” yes we shall. No what I am currently working on is very simple. Though I do thank you for the offer." She said with a slightly lighter tone. She could feel gyro stirring again. Now she knew her other half was up to something. Maybe she should warn him before gyro attacked him. No she could not do that he would just think she was insane. Witch of course was not far from the truth. She just did not want anyone to say it was all.


Glitch had been trained for most of her life to be a con. She really could not remember many moments before that. She was not reprogrammed or nothing like that. she was simply tortured and trained. And she was never an autobot either more like a neutral bot if you would. Though that was many years ago. Now she lead a life she both adored and abhorred . As far as him being autobot went it was better if glitch never knew about it. Other wise she would try to kill him. After all reprogrammed or not autobots were still autobots to her. At least to gyro anyhow. Glitch did not really care. Speaking of gyro it seemed that she was not going to be able to hided her for long. She gave a strange look now as she felt gyro stir again. She knew now what that meant. It meant that her other half wanted out now. Hum well glitch really could not stop her from doing so if she did come out. She now looked to the ground hearing gyro laughing. Okay fine she would let her out she supposed. It was not like she had a choice anyhow. Her optics grew a bit darker as gyro came out . Prehaps she really should have warned him. though that did not matter much now. She then gave a sick sort of smile to the male. “ hehehe you really cant help with what’s wrong with us they tried already.” gyro said in a darker less female voice. She was going to make sure this one knew why the others avoided glitch. She was kind of interested in him but for the another reason. She wanted to scare him just like she did everyone else. Though for once she was not going to attack him right off. Now she was going to see if he caught on to her .

[Tarnish]

Tarnish blinked, not really sure how to react to this event. "Um...something wrong? I'm no psychologist, but something tells me something isn't right with uh..with you." He backed up a bit in tension, as it was only natural to do so. Why did she suddenly change tones like that? That was really strange, and it was something he'd never seen before. Perhaps he'd taken more than he'd bargained for here on accident. "You sure about that? I'm pretty quick to figuring things out when it comes to SCIENCE!"

(sorry its so short by comparison. sometimes my posts get short e.e)

[Glitch/Gyro]

The female con smiled darkly at the male con as she watched him now. Not many con had problems like glitch did. The cons always got ride of those who were not completely sane. Though to tell the truth her leader probably was not aware of her problem yet. Many cons did not know of gyro because of the fact that glitch tried to keep her hidden for fear that she would cause trouble for her. Of course that was exactly what gyro would do. Gyro unlike glitch had no interest in scientific things. She wanted destruction and violence and would often cause glitch to mess up on her experiments. That was why she had trouble finishing whatever she started working on. She could hear her other half telling her not to do anything stupid . Yeah she was not that stupid. She growled now to try to quiet her other half. She did not need to hear her telling her what to do . She now moved her hands to her chest now and looked at them. Hum yeah that rag on her hurt hand was going to have to go. She then took the rag off her injured hand and slung it across the room. She figured that if the wound was not bleeding then she did not need the rag. Besides she had other things to worry about right now. Like what she was going to do with the male before her. She cocked her head slightly as she heard him speak now. Well it looked liked he figured her out pretty quickly. Maybe this one was smarter then he looked. However when one was dealing with gyro it was best never to mention her mentality. It tended to make her very upset when they did so. Oh well looked like he was going to find that out the hard way.


She now smiled to him showing her very sharp fangs and walked a bit closer to him. She saw him backing up and just smiled even more darkly. Her blue eye was now glowing more brightly then the green one. That was the way most who knew her could tell gyro was present. This meant that anything could happen at this time. She now stopped and looked at him keeping the smile on her face. “ hehehe its that easy to tell that gyros not normal. We half a little split in our personas that’s all. So yeah you could say we have a glitch or two.” she said with a the same dark tone she used. It should be not that gyro always referred to herself in third person. Though she really did not know why that was. Indeed if one wanted to work with glitch they would at some point or another have to work with gyro. Better that this one found out about her sooner rather then latter . She smiled as she heard his other statement now. Oh there was no way that she was going to let anyone experiment on her that was for sure. Besides that she did not want to have to leave her other half. “ hehe yeah gyro is certain. Really? Well Gyro dose not want to be fixed. Gyro likes being insane. Its glitch that wants gyro gone. But gyro wont allow that to happen.” she snarled moving closer to him. Gyro did have another problem with her. She was very impulsive and reacted badly to most everything. With this male was going to learn the hard way. with out any warning she swung her hand to try to hit him with those claws of hers. She was done talking to him now she wanted to hurt him. Just like she did to anyone else glitch met. Unless the were fighting. Then she just attacked the enemy instead. Though if he hurt her back she would be in trouble. But gyro did not think of things like that.


( That’s alright I do not mind. I tend to ramble a lot when I post )